Question:



    You are a cherry tomato on top of a salad, and you see the fork coming straight for you.  

    What do you do?  

    What DO you do???




    Answers:

     



    Hide beneath the cucumbers; better them than me.

    –shade




    A well seeing how I was already a vegetable, I wouldnt mind accepting my part in the food chain ( those fucking mushrooms think they're so special)

    –neopoet




    seeing that fork come after me....hummmmmmm.(i would sacrifice  my self for another cherry tomato comrade.) fork would get me, but i sure would look great going out, i would "EXPLODE", leaving the biggest damn mess you had ever seen,my red gut's, white seed's dripping over the entire salad. very seedy of me huh?

    –cinder




    I would scream. Do you know how much a talking tomato would be worth?

    –whitney




    I would simply ROLL away!!

    –rawburn




    Squirt your juice - aim for the eye and blind the folk holder

    –kwolf




    I guess I would have to roll off the plate and head for the door

    –marilewanna




    I would tell him that my big brother the salad tomato will be along shortly and is worth the wait as he is much bigger and juicier than I. I f that didn't work I would puke my guts out all over the fork. Hey if i gotta go, all he's getting is the shell.

    –harts'o'fire




    The moment I'm in that sucker's mouth, I'd roll down his windpipe and try to suffocate him.  I either kill the bastard, or get shot across the room by a heimlich so I could roll to safety.

    –Smoking Gun




    Spit out my guts like a sea cucumber & hope the fork-holder was so grossed out, that s/he wouldn't ever eat salad again.

    –MmeUnicorn




    I'd scream EAT ME MOTHERFUCKER!

    –gumbo variation




    Not to worry as it is commonly understood that matter is neither gained nor lost. It merely changes form. My life as a cherry tomato was cut off the second I was picked from the vine and I would only be hanging around to rot shortly if I were to prolong being eaten. 

    Besides, isn't being eaten my purpose for existence anyway. Self mutiliation could save me from being considered edible, if done properly, but again what is the point of sticking around?

    I would probably jump onto the fork with a smile and off myself.

    I hate tomatoes.

    –Len
    (just kidding, skip)




    Unfortunately, I'd probaby stare at the fork in slow-motion horror,   close my eyes and cringe at the last minute, scream, splat, and die.

    –FireSkunk




    take it like a man!

    –medium rer




    Cry  "FREEDOM!"    in the hopes of inspiring my vegetable brethren to liberate themselves before the salad oppressors drowned them in the dressing. (That hot bacon is the worst!!)

    –Rev 451




     

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