Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2001 21:51:10 -0500
Subject: Gumby's licks my non-existant phallus!


As a student at the University of Missouri-Columbia, I get pretty fucking hungry at times. Although I do not have a complaint about service or the like, I wish to join you in your crusade against the meager portions Gumby's put on a "pizza". I, too, have noticed the disproportionate cheese/sauce/toppings:crust ratio and refuse to use my money to purchase pizza or pokey stix there. So march on, soldiers! Your protest is not in vain!

(Please don't mention my real name)


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