It is rumored that there are other good bands out there besides The Mothers of Invention. While this has not been confirmed, and you are best advised to steer clear of them anyway, word around the campfire seems to be that Blue Öyster Cult, Deep Purple, and Queen are pretty cool, too.  

Again, this is just a rumor.

saint says Megadeth used to be cool, but then Dave Mustaine went into rehab and phuqed his hand up.

And don’t even get me started on Black Sabbath...


For home-grown tunes, the Branch Floridian cyber-compound has not one but two house bands, The Cactus Patch Kids and Grimace Reaper.  We even have a rocking single, a corrupted cover of an obscure Charles Manson song with mutated lyrics that only we really get the joke of...


Of course, if you’re too wussy to learn how to actually play an instrument and prefer to just spectate from your stereo, you might glean some insight from these commentaries:



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