The Athenæum

 

 

 

 

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creepy library


Welcome to the Branch Floridian Cyber-Library.

Our in-compound cyber-librarian is FireSkunk.

The librarian is:     

 

 

IMPORTANT NOTICE: due to shade’s continued use of the Athenæum’s [read: FireSkunk’s] only copy of The Fountainhead as an ashtray, she has requested NO SMOKING inside the lobby.

(but as always, you may keep your lighter handy.)




departments



  • Art  —  subjective æsthetics
  • Awards  —  kudos for the compound and its Branch inhabitants
  • Biography  —  Branch Floridians of interest

  • Biography II  —  non-Branch Floridians of interest

  • Copyrights  —  circle sea & tea em information
  • Conspiracies  —  Brain Police plots

  • Discrepancies  —  scriptural inconsistencies

  • Discussion Groups  —  an open forum for important issues
  • Economics  —  flax, plus debunkings of monetary dogmas

  • Exegesis  —  saint’s sermons on scripture
  • Faculty Rules  —  Compound ground rules
  • Fiction — some of shade’s speculative scribble
     
  • Food  — consumption conspiracies

  • Games — entertainment references

  • Heresy — schisms of the misguided

  • History — topics relating to the Greater Scheme of Things

  • Hoaxes — bullshit people have bought
  •   — pop-up pearls of wisdom from saint, shade, and Evil Matt
  • Law  —  legal dealings
  • Martyrs — those harmed for our cause
  • Merchandise — Branch Floridian fashion and apparel

  • Movies — cinema critiques

  • Music — sounding off on structured noise

  • Non-Fiction  — some subjects which are subjectively true

  • Periodicals  — an archive of our newsletter, The World Domination Update

    • current issue (2.28.06)
  • Pets  — mascots and critters of interest
  • Poetry   — lyrics in rhythm 

  • Propaganda — Branch Floridian misinformation

  • Quizzes  — think fast for flax and prizes

  • Reference  — tools of use, to a few of us at least

  • Religion  — things Theological; text depository

  • Secret Rooms  — Easter egg hunt

  • Secrets of the Universe  — random useless facts

  • Sports  — for those with no sense of identity except when wearing a numbered uniform