Who’s Who
in Branch Floridianism
(brave enough to list their page)
of interest:
resident artist and one-man drum circle
Cinder —
domestic goddess & tequila queen
Cowboy Justice —
survivalist techniques, potato cannon construction, guerilla feeder
Evil Matt —
(no one’s quite sure what he does, besides decompose...)
FireMuse
—
graphic arts and sarcasm
FireSkunk —
on-site librarian (& shade’s main squeeze)
Flame Retarded —
Slave to the chicken guru, and groomer to the G.I. Joes of the stars. Also, purveyor of
Flaming
Faggot —
call him Mr. Eagle, dig his bort!
Friendly Fire —
Louisiana transplant &
Cajun sauce
Harriet —
Hedgehog of the Apocalypse
Ignition
Missionary —
thinks outside the Box (about things that were never in the Box
to begin with)
Marilewanna —
Killian’s aficionado & strong-arm tactics
Mme. Unicorn —
cudgels, cauldrons, cabbage patch kid caretaker
Morpheum —
things, stuff, & oddments
Rev. 451 —
right-hand man (& fall guy if all this goes sour...)
saint —
our First among Equals
shade —
the in-compound scribe, your humble narrator
Sisbooomba —
Herr Mommandant
SLowsMoke —
Tallahassee techie, vegetables, & sex appeal
Stiner —
astrology, past lives, bondage dances
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