A section for all you Athletic Supporters

If you were looking for things like links to all your favorite teams plus a bunch of other cheesy stats íní stuff, then boy, are you in the wrong place!

(but you already knew that, didnít you...)

We of the Branch Floridians are extremely anti-sport, and itís not hard to see why. As has been well-documented, Sports are one of the most vicious aspects of the Brain Police conspiracy against us.

For those of you who missed that documentation, check out Sportsóa modest proposal or Sports Vice Illustrated

(If you still need empirical proof, spend half an hour around saintís old roommate, Pop íN Fresh...)

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